Welcome, nerdy eyewear enthusiasts! Whether you're building your perfect pair of frames from scratch or just grabbing a replacement part for your beloved glasses, you've come to the right place. By shopping with Nerdline or simply hanging out on our site, you agree to these terms. So, buckle up (or rather, push up your glasses), and take a peek at these *nerd-approved* Terms & Conditions.
Overview: Nerdline’s Eyewear Playground
- 1.1. At Nerdline, we sell modular, customizable eyewear made up of five essential pieces (two frames, two arms (temples), and one nerd (bridge). You can buy a full set or just snag a singular piece to complete or repair your masterpiece.
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- 1.2. We aim to make all descriptions as accurate as possible, but keep in mind that colors may vary due to screen settings (and possibly due to your nostalgia for 8-bit graphics).
- 1.3. By making a purchase, signing up for an account, or even just browsing around, you agree to these quirky but serious terms. We might update them occasionally, so keep an eye out (pun intended).
- 1.4. If you’re under 18, you’ll need parental permission before getting all geeky with our eyewear.
Ordering and Payments (The Nerdy Exchange)
- 2.1. Make sure all the info you provide is spot-on, from your name to your prescription (if applicable). We don’t want your nerdy specs going to the wrong place or being the wrong fit!
- 2.2. Prices? They’re in USD, and they might shift from time to time. We reserve the right to have spontaneous sales or change pricing without warning but once your order is confirmed, you’re locked in at the price you paid.
- 2.3. We accept all major credit cards and other electronic payment methods. Nerdline won't ship your eyewear until the payment is fully processed. Because we like to keep things tidy, you’ll get a confirmation email when your order is on its way.
Shipping & Risk of Loss (Your Glasses’ Journey)
- 3.1. After you’ve clicked “buy,” your customizable specs will be on their way! Delivery times are estimated at checkout and depend on your location and the speed of the postal nerds.
- 3.2. Shipping costs will be calculated at checkout. Any delays or customs hang-ups are out of our control, but we’ll be here to help you nerd out if something goes wrong.
- 3.3. Once we hand over your glasses to the delivery carrier, it’s in their (hopefully gentle) hands and any risk of loss is transferred to you. We’re not in charge of your postal carrier’s route or their ability to dodge rainstorms but don’t worry. We’ll provide tracking so you can stalk your specs from start to finish, but we can’t be held responsible for what happens in transit.
Inspection of Goods (Gotcha Covered)
- 4.1. Upon arrival, check out your new gear! If something’s off, like a missing arm or wrong lens, contact us immediately. We love a good unboxing video, but don’t wait too long to tell us if something’s amiss.
Returns and Replacements (Nerdline's No-Fuss Policy)
- 5.1. Non-prescription, Readers, and Sunglasses**: Changed your mind? No worries! If your glasses aren’t making you feel like the ultimate stylish nerd, you can return them within 15 days of delivery for a refund or exchange. Just make sure they’re in original condition and packaging and haven’t been dropped in your cereal. Shipping fees for returns are on us, subject to approval.
- 5.2. Prescription Eyewear**: Sadly, since prescription lenses are custom-made for your eyeballs they can’t be returned. However, if we messed up, we’ll happily replace them within 15 days. Just holler at our support team and we’ll make it right.
Warranty Policy (Nerdline’s Got Your Back)
6.1. We offer a 12 month limited warranty on our modular eyewear. This covers any manufacturing defects, but not damage from wild adventures, human error, or over-excitement during a video game victory dance.
No Resale of Goods (Hands Off, Scalpers!)
7.1. Our nerdy eyewear is for personal use only. No reselling, please! We’re a community of quirky individuals, not a wholesale operation for your next pop-up glasses stand.
Electronic Communications (Your Inbox, Our Playground)
8.1. When you shop at Nerdline or send us emails, you’re communicating with us electronically (duh). You consent to receive communications from us electronically, whether via email or by other nerdy means. Don’t worry—we won’t spam your inbox with memes (unless you ask).
Privacy Policy (We Don’t Share Secrets
9.1. Your personal info is safe with us. We don’t sell it, share it, or use it to start underground nerd clubs (though that would be cool). For more on how we safeguard your info, check out our full Privacy Policy.
Copyright & Trademarks (Our Nerdy IP)
8.1. 10.1. All content on the Nerdline website (including images, logos, text, and even the nerdy jokes) is protected by copyright. Please don’t steal our intellectual property—it makes us sad. The Nerdline name and logo are also trademarked, so don’t use them without our permission, thanks!
Your Account, Forms, and Passwords (Secret Nerd Codes)
- 11.1. You’ll need an account to purchase from Nerdline. That means creating a password and filling out forms. Keep your login details secret, or your sneaky friend might order some pink cat-eye glasses in your name.
- 11.2. If we suspect any account shenanigans, we reserve the right to terminate or suspend your account. Be good, folks.
Content You Submit to Nerdline (We Might Share Your Nerdy Love)
12.1. Whether you’re posting a review, uploading a photo of your glasses, sharing your favorite nerdy quote, or submitting any content to Nerdline, you grant us permission to use it across our platforms. We might feature it on our website or social media and shout you out to celebrate your nerdiness, but you won’t receive any royalties. Sorry!
Disclaimer (Our “Don’t Blame Us” Clause)
13.1. We strive for perfection and do our best to keep everything accurate, but Nerdline cannot guarantee that all product descriptions, prices, or other content is free from typos, errors or interruptions. We’ll do our best, but sometimes things break, crash, or glitch. We’re humans (and nerds), after all.
Limitation of Liability (Keep it Reasonable, Folks)
14.1. Nerdline is not responsible for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages that might occur during your eyewear adventure. If something goes wrong, the most we’re on the hook for is the price you paid for the product.
Termination (We Can Break Up, But We’d Rather Not)
15.1. Nerdline reserves the right to terminate or suspend your access to our website at any time, for any reason, including bad behavior. If you violate these Terms & Conditions, we can break up with you.
Transfer of Contract (You Can’t Pass the Nerd Baton)
16.1. Your contract with Nerdline is personal to you. You can’t transfer it to anyone else unless we give you the okay (which we probably won’t). We also reserve the right to transfer our obligations under this contract to a third party if necessary.
Texas Law & Jurisdiction (Yeehaw! Texas Rules Apply)
17.1. These Terms and Conditions are governed by the laws of the great state of Texas. Any disputes will be handled under Texas law, and you consent to the jurisdiction of Texas courts. So, if things get serious, we’ll see you in cowboy country!
Severability (When Things Fall Apart)
18.1. If one of these terms turns out to be illegal or unenforceable, don’t worry. The rest of the terms remain valid and enforceable. We’ll fix the broken part as soon as possible.
Entire Agreement (That’s All, Folks!)
19.1. These Terms & Conditions (along with our Privacy Policy) make up the entire agreement between you and Nerdline. There are no secret handshakes or hidden terms waiting in the shadows.
General Information (Nerdline’s Fine Print)
20.1. Nerdline reserves the right to modify these Terms & Conditions at any time. You’ll be bound by the updated version, so check back occasionally to stay in the loop.
Contact Us (We’re All Ears—and Eyes)
If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to chat about modular eyewear, feel free to contact us at info@thenerdline.com.
That’s it! Thanks for hanging out with us at Nerdline and agreeing to these quirky yet important Terms & Conditions. Now, go build your dream glasses, we can’t wait to see your story!!